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Copy of New Soft Touch LGH Events Screen Form-MEMB
Answer all questions below and complete form as instructed for your membership. We are A Private Rubs Club for Gentlemen (and Private Swinger Events) ALL ENTERTAINERS ARE VERIFIED 18+ (or 21+ Depending on the State where Event/Session is Taking Place) years of age-and not “Nationals” of other Countries, with Non-Legal Status to Work in the US).There is a ONE-TIME MEMBERSHIP FEE (That is paid at door once you arrive to first session) THE FEE AMOUNT MAY VARY FROM TIME TO TIME SO, you may ask the fee before you fill this form. If we feel more information is needed for your screening (due to a time period or an unclear screening picture) WE RESERVE the right to request more items such as a Valid Picture ID (or PAST REFERENCES) after you have completed this screening. (Mostly Rare, But we reserve this as an option) ALSO, ONCE YOU ARE AN ESTABLISHED MEMBER, you may switch to a Text App or VoIP Number, and your Screen can be deleted by your request (Or if you wish to discontinue a Membership it can also be deleted).
ONCE WE LET YOU KNOW THAT YOUR SCREEN WAS APPROVED, That will serve as your “MEMBERSHIP VERIFICATION” AND YOUR MEMBERSHIP CARD (Once you have paid your Membership Fee at Door of YOUR FIRST SESSION). At your First Session or any Session after, Be sure to Be Respectful to All Entertainers as ANY ENTERTAINER may ask any Member to leave at any time for Disrespectful Behavior or Rule Violations (Any ENTERTAINER may add ANY MEMBER to “BLACKLIST” or “PERMANENT BAN LIST” for “Herself” OR FOR “Herself and ANY OTHER SOFT TOUCH ENTERTAINERS”- and any of this would VOID Your Membership. THERE ARE NO MEMBERSHIP or EVENT REFUNDS (at any time) if Soft Touch determines THAT A MEMBER has violated “House Rules” (which includes negative personal conduct towards Entertainers).Remember, just because you COMPLETE the SCREEN FORM, doesn’t mean it will automatically be approved. It may be approved or denied or more info may be needed for our decision. Male, Female, and “Couples” May be members (For Couples, Both M and F half are required to screen). Although, we are a PRIVATE AND DISCREET CLUB, We ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE for the Personal Relationship Behaviors FOR ANY MEMBER- Each Member is RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR OWN PERSONAL LIFE AND RELATIONSHIP CHOICES. Re: “SWINGER COUPLES” - We DO NOT TOLERATE ANY DRAMA-JEALOUSY-OR NEGATIVE attitudes (Will Result in Blacklist or Ban). If YOU CANT HANDLE THE SWINGER SCENE, then DO NOT SCREEN... *This is our MOST CURRENT and OFFICIAL SCREEN AND MEMBERSHIP TERMS Form* This Form does Negate any other outdated information elsewhere (like on Website etc etc) that May not be updated as of yet. ALSO, As of 9-14-19, the NEW MEMBER (MEMBERSHIP) FEE WILL BE POSTED DAILY (By Shift) ON THE Entertainer of the Shift’s Rates Page. It will be abbreviated like this (NMF). For New Members, the shift of the day of the first Session you attend will determine the Membership Fee (Not the Day you Screened). The New Membership Fee can vary by Shift by Day and will not be less that $75 and not more than $250 at this time, until further notice. THE “COUPLE’S” Membership Fee is ONE SOLID FEE PER COUPLE (not one, then the other) AND LISTED ON SHIFT-Daily Rate form as (CMF) BUT both halves of couple Must Complete this Screen-Membership form. We now also have the “Official Soft Touch - Virtual Membership Card” which you will get access to, after your screen is approved. (It is Your Responsibility to be Truthful to all questions)-(We DO NOT condone ANY False or Misleading Answers) COVID MASKS ARE OPTIONAL BUT MUST BE OFF 30 Seconds BEFORE AND 30 Seconds AFTER YOU ENTER SESSION LOCATIONS.
Have you ever screened for Soft Touch Entities in the past whatsoever?(any lies will result in those on blacklist being on permanent ban)(Those on Blacklist or Ban List need to request permission to rescreen in advance)
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Yes, I had screened before, and it was approved
Yes, I had screened before, but it was not approved
No, I have never tried to screen before
Yes, I was a Member before, but I’m on Blacklist now
Yes, I was a Member before, but I’m on the Ban List now
No, I HAD NEVER SCREENED, So SINCE I had NEVER SENT MY SCREEN IN, I should have gotten a Response, SAYING THAT I PASSED THE SCREEN!!
I'm A COMPANY CEO, If you Just Let me Step Inside for a Few Seconds (Without Screen) I promise to leave a $500 tip AND PROVE I'M A LEGIT ADMIRER OF THE SCENE. Can Text Main Booking Number To Ask.
Soft Touch is not a 'Business' in any way. Any tips or tributes that someone may make at any Soft Touch arrangement are simply to assist in costs with holding the private social arrangement (Just like were to happen at a picnic or a private party or party at a friend's house). Do you Understand all of This?
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Yes
No
Have you ever been a Soft Touch Rubs or LGH or related events Member ? (“Member”simply means that *****EITHER***** you ATTENDED ANY SESSIONS IN THE PAST WHATSOEVER, *****OR***** You Did the Screen, and GOT OFFICIAL TEXTS FROM US THAT YOU HAD PASSED THE SCREEN (Whether YOU ATTENDED YET OR NOT)…..(Just to CLARIFY - EVERYONE THAT ATTENDS ONE OF OUR SESSIONS EITHER NOW OR LONG AGO IS CONSIDERED A “Member”, (And EVERYONE THAT Wants to Attend a Session MUST SCREEN AND AFTER THEIR SCREEN IS APPROVED, they are considered a “MEMBER”, SO BE SURE TO GIVE ACCURATE INFORMATION..
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Yes, but I’m currently on the blacklist now. Is there a way I can get reinstated?
No, I have never been a Member
Yes, but I’m currently on the Permanent Ban list. Is there a way I can work my way back up to the Blacklist and then be Reinstated?
No, I had tried to Screen, but I was declined.
I had screened, but after my Screen and Before my first visit, I had a rules violation.
I had screened at some place before, BUT NOT SURE IF IT WAS THIS PLACE.
I had Screened Before, But I NEVER got an Answer or Response Back AT ALL.
I have LOADS OF $$, So I feel that I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO SCREEN AT ALL!
YES I HAD SCREENED, And Been A Member, then got on Blacklist (For just ONE NO-Show), BUT IT'S BEEN YEARS,!, AM I EVER GOING TO BE ABLE TO GET OFF THE BLACKLIST? (I Realize that the Reinstatement Fee is $500, and I'm READY TO PAY IT NOW)!
The Following best describes me: (Choose One Answer)
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I’m a Respectable gentleman, but not much into “House Rules”or Performer’s Rules
I’m a Cool Guy but I just don’t like limits
I’m a Super Cool Guy but just not into the “respect of others” thing too much
I’m a Respectful Gentleman, and I respect All “House Rules” Most Of The Time
I’m Cool, and that’s all that matters
I'm A SUPER COOL GUY WITH BIG BUCKS - But Just Too BUSY FOR YOUR "House Rule" of "Good Hygiene when I arrive to Session".
I'm A Respectful Gentleman And I respect ALL HOUSE RULES Including The Good Hygiene Upon Arrival REQUIREMENT, As I understand that there are NO CLIENT SHOWERS ON THE PREMESIS.
What age range are you in?
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18-21
22-29
30-39
40-49
50-59
60-69
70 And Over
Do any kind of “Adult Themes” or “Adult Fetishes” (18 years of age and older) offend you in any way whatsoever? (NOTE: We ARE NOT ASKING “if you would do those sorts of activities”, we are asking you if this sort of Content Offends you in any way.
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Yes Adult Content as described above could offend me somehow
No, Adult Content as described above DOES NOT Offend me in any way
I really don’t know about that
Well I'm a "BIG BALLER" With Lots of $$, so LETS DO THIS , I'll just go in REAL QUICK, and if I like it, I PROMISE TO SPEND A LOT!
I'm a SUPER BALLER "Almost MILLIONAIRE REALLY", So Lets just stop the Screen on this Question AND I'll go over RIGHT NOW, and EVEN LEAVE A COUPLE HUNDRED EXTRA, for a tip for NOT HAVING TO DO THE SCREEN..(Can Text Main Number)
Do you understand At Soft Touch Rubs and LGH Events, That any fees that you donate (or that are submitted) ARE ONLY for YOUR TIME SPENT at the event itself (Like at the LGH Private Swing Events, etc), AND NOT for any certain adult fetishes with anyone present at the event. DO YOU ALSO AGREE that any fetishes-fun with others at our events are simply consensual fun between 2 consenting adults (and NO Activities-Fetishes OR FUN is promised for fees beforehand)(AND THAT NO SOFT TOUCH ARRANGEMENT IS CONSIDERED A 'Business').
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No, I don’t agree to all that
Ahh What ?
No, I don’t Understand
Yes, I understand and agree to all things above
It sounds good, but is confusing
I understand and agree that by Filling out this Screening Form and attending any Body Rubs or Other LGH Events that I am not seeking to or intending to break any laws whatsoever (Just seeking to attend a Private Event, of Relaxation, as a Private Member where I am simply paying for Cover Charge to a Private Event AND My Money is NOT MEANT TO BE GOING FOR ANY OTHER PURPOSE).
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I’m not clear on some of that
I understand all of the above fully and agree to it fully
It looks good, but I just don’t know
As a condition of your Private Membership, Soft Touch - LGH DOES NOT allow ANY online Reviews WHATSOEVER (positive or negative) (This includes any and all review websites and any other websites or places on the internet whatsoever) Any violations (even if it’s a FIRST TIME VIOLATION OF THIS) by Members will result in PERMANENT BAN. Soft Touch DOES ALSO HAVE "Quiz Staff" Online at Adult Websites (EVEN IN VIP AREAS), and even Social Media in order to Question, Quiz, and seek out those who are Violating Policy. SO YOU MAY THINK YOU ARE MESSAGING AN OLD BUDDY ONLINE WHEN IT'S ACTUALLY ONE OF OUR STAFF. YES WE HAVE HAD 78 MEMBERS TO DATE, SENT TO BAN LIST due to Misconduct Online. WE DO WORK VERY HARD ON THIS TOPIC. So do you understand all of this?
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I’m not sure I understand
I understand fully
I “kind of” get it
What is your Cell Phone Number (To start your Membership ONLY A PERSONAL SOLID CELL NUMBER MAY BE USED (NOT a Business Cell Number, NOT A Text App, and NOT A VoIP Number) . (After at least three months or 7 SESSION VISITS (whichever comes later) of being a member, you may change your number to a Text app or VoIP Number etc)
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Which BEST DESCRIBES YOU?
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I’m a Pretty Reliable Guy, But a Super Busy Guy, so when things come up, I will just cancel and that’s it
I’m a Reliable Guy, and anytime I make an appointment, I arrive on time or close to being on time (if there is bad traffic)
I’m a Reliable Guy, but sometimes if things come up, I just need to “FLAKE OUT”
Sometimes I’m Reliable and sometimes I’m not, BUT IM A REALLY COOL GUY with lots of $$$
I’m a VERY RELIABLE GUY, but sometimes things come up and I need to cancel frequently but a SUPER GOOD CLIENT, lots of $$
If you are looking at a Glass of Water that is halfway filled, what do you see?
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I see that the glass is halfway empty
I see that it’s wet inside
I see that it’s halfway full
If we were to ask you for REFERENCES from Other Female Performers (Body Rub Girl, Online Escort, any other type of adult performer), how would you respond?(We reserve the right to ask for References, if we feel we need more Info for your screen)
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I have had several sessions with Performers that would give me a good Positive Reference
I have never seen another Female Performer
I have had several sessions with performers but not sure how they would rate my conduct during the session
I have seen many performers but it went mostly negative because they couldn’t do the session That I wanted
I have seen Many Performers, sometimes I acted negatively but mostly positive during sessions
Are you at least 18 years of age? (NOTE: If you are under 18 years of age, you MAY NOT be a member)
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No, I’m not
Yes, I’m at least 18 years of age or older
You like to arrive to Events and Sessions how?
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Overly intoxicated and average hygiene
Sober w/ Good Hygiene (As I understand that NO"Pre-Session Showers" are available (I ALSO UNDERSTAND THAT IF PERFORMER FEELS that I need more Hygiene After Dress Area WIPEUP- That She will add more Easy-to-get-off type-Can wipe off after session.
Overly Intoxicated with bad hygiene
READ THIS WHOLE PARAGRAPH OR YOU WILL MISS IMPORTANT PICTURE INSTRUCTIONS!!!!!!! NOTE: OUR NEW SECURITY-FACIAL RECOGNITION SYSTEM IS NOW IN USE (It will COMPARE ALL NEW SCREENING PICS WITH PICS Of those On Our Past to Current Blacklist/Ban-List)(Compares Face Details/Head Shape (One or Both) and gives % Matches)->Pics from Security Video ONLY (We Don't Save Pics of NON-BLACKLIST Clients after Complete Screening Period) SO - ATTACH a Clear (With WELL LIGHTING) (PIC DONE TODAY) FULL-FACE Picture (NO CAP OR HAT or ANY KIND OF HEAD COVER) with ONE FINGER (From Either Hand) ON EACH SIDE OF YOUR EAR (Same Side as Your Ear), BENDING YOUR EAR JUST A LITTLE BIT (DO NOT BLOCK ANY PART OF YOUR FACE IN THE PROCESS - So FOR EXAMPLE, If you are Bending your LEFT EAR, USE 2 FINGERS FROM YOUR LEFT HAND) - (Just So we are Sure it’s not a Random Internet Picture) (No face covering - NO COVID MASK - and no sunglasses OR PRESCRIPTION SUNGLASSES THAT ARE CURRENTLY DARK, etc.) YES, WE WILL VERIFY THAT YOUR PICTURE IS ACCURATE BEFORE you enter SESSION. IF YOU DON’T FOLLOW THESE EXACT INSTRUCTIONS ON THE PICTURE, YOUR ENTIRE SCREEN WILL BE DECLINED (If you try to use FALSE OR MISLEADING OR OLD PICTURES OF YOURSELF (or Someone Else), you WILL BE ADDED To our Permanent Ban List)(as mentioned before on this form)ALSO, EACH TIME YOU ENTER FOR SESSION, Part of the Same Facial Recognition System will use Entry-Security Camera near Door to Re-Scan to Again Search for Pics we submitted to Blacklist-Ban List File. ALSO, BY Submitting your Picture, you agree that you are simply wanting to Attend a “Private Event” as a Member and that any Donations or Monies that you pay are SIMPLY TO COVER The “Membership Fee” and “Cover Charge” (time at the event), AND THAT THESE MONIES ARE NOT CORRELATED to ANYTHING ELSE, (and do not guarantee anything else).
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How did you hear about us?
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Tell us below, why you would like to join our “Singles, Couples Swing, Private Lingerie Rubs Club”. NOTE: NO “Vulgar or Sexually Explicit Language is allowed as an Answer to this Question” For Example - “I Am Hor*y” or “I just want to F*ck or Similar” IS NOT ALLOWED. If you use that sort of Language, your Screen will Automatically be DECLINED.
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What is your "General Occupation" (You DO NOT have to be Specific), However, after your Screen is submitted, we may ask you a SPECIFIC QUESTION relating to your profession, and if you have NO CLUE as to what we are taking about, (Or if at ANY SESSION (After your SCREENING is Cleared),YOU MAKE A SLIP, AND STATE THAT YOUR OCCUPATION IS DIFFERENT, THAN WHAT YOU ORIGINALLY CLAIMED, (Or if ANY OF OUR APPOINTMENT BOOKERS SUSPECTS YOU ARE NOT BEING TRUTHFUL). YOUR MEMBERSHIP CAN BE SUSPENDED, OR CANCELLED.
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After your Screen is submitted, if your screen is NOT APPROVED, we may need additional information, or for you to clarify one or more of your answers. If your screen is APPROVED, a randomly various TASK (to show your sincerity in joining our Private Club) May be requested of you. You would need to complete this task in a quick timely manner and accurately in order for it to “Pass” the Sincerity Test. NOTE: You can only find out what “The Task” is, Once your Screening has been submitted. Do you understand this?
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Yes, I do understand all of that
No, I don’t understand
Have you ever been arrested by any Law Enforcement Agency for any Irresponsible Sexual Related Actions on the Internet or any Criminal Sexual Related Activities In any other way other than Online? (For Any “Yes Answers” you need to contact us At (915) 255-1280 separately and show proof that you were found “NOT GUILTY or Case was TOTALLY Dismissed” (In order to Pass Screen). If you are arrested after being a Member with us, and if we were to hear about it somehow, your membership will be “FROZEN” till your case is resolved.(If already a member, you are responsible to report any of the above to us, if it happens.)
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Not at All
Yes for Misdemeanor Prostitution
Yes for things related to Prostitution that are a Felony
Have you EVER BEEN ARRESTED OR CONVICTED of any OFFENSE RELATED TO ASSAULT (Or More Serious than Assault) or SEX TRAFFICKING or any OFFENSE RELATED TO Sexual Offenses of UNDER-AGE Persons? (FOR ANY “YES” Answers to these questions, You may not be a Member)(If you claim arrest was Dismissed, you need to text to (915) 255-1280 and show proof that was Dismissed.)(If were to occur after being a member, you are responsible to report that to us)(If we happen to see that you were after being a member, your membership will be frozen till you prove a “Not Guilty” Disposition to us.)
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Not at All
Yes I have for Assault (or more serious)
Yes I Have for Underage Sexual Offenses or any Sex Trafficking Offenses
Do You Understand that if Our Security Staff gets an alert from our Recognition Software (Or any Other Way) AT ANY TIME FROM THE TIME you Enter till the TIME YOU LEAVE A SESSION (That YOU ARE On Our Blacklist/Ban List), That Security WILL REMOVE YOU From Session - With No Discussion and NO REFUNDS (Your Paid Fee will then Be Considered a Security Fee)WITH ONLY Minimum of Underwear ON. YOU WOULD THEN RE-DRESS THE REST OUTSIDE.
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NO I DON'T UNDERSTAND
AHH FOR REAL??
YES I DO UNDERSTND
DO YOU AGREE THAT YOUR "Intentions" OR "Intent" for Attending OUR Events and or Sessions are to SIMPLY ATTEND AND HAVE A NICE SOCIABLE, STRESS RELIEVING TIME To Unwind From Work or the Stresses of Life and NOT TO "Be Considered a "Solicitation" (Or anything that goes along with that term) of ANY TYPE OR STYLE.
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I guess but I'm not really sure
Huh ?
No , I don't Agree with That
Who?
Yes I TOTALLY AGREE WITH THAT. I'm ONLY HERE TO HAVE A MUTUALLY GOOD TIME, (And I HAVE NOT SOUGHT OUT ANY SPECIFIC ACTIVITY OR SOLICITED ANYTHING OR ANYONE)
Do you AGREE That any Fee Paid (If any) for Memberships or Sessions is ONLY INTENDED TO BE FOR "TIME SPENT" At a Venue that You can meet OTHER Like Minded Individuals FOR MUTUALLY ENJOYABLE ACTIVITIES (Whatever those may Be) AND THAT NO SPECIFIC ACTIVITY OR ACTIVITIES ARE PROMISED FOR ANY FEES THAT YOU PROVIDE FOR MEMBERSHIPS OR EVENTS,SESSIONS?
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I Don't Agree
Not Sure
I Agree
Are you AWARE OF OUR OFFICIAL POLICY REGARDING ALL PERFORMERS Which is: ALL PERFORMERS ARE at least 18 or 21 (And are Verified as Such) (Depending on The Required Minimum Age of The State, In which The Event or Session is Held), and that ALL PERFORMERS ARE INDEPENDENT, (AND ARE LEGALLY ENTITLED TO WORK IN THE USA), AND THAT NO PERFORMER IS ALLOWED TO "Live" or "Reside" at any Session Location, and Furthermore that NO Soft Touch Rep does EVER ASK FOR ACCESS TO HOLD ON TO ANY PERFORMER'S Green Card or any other Official Document. Official Identifying Documents are only asked for to VERIFY age and eligibility to work in USA (AND NOT TO HOLD ON TO) . THIS IS OUR OFFICIAL POLICY REGARDING PERFORMERS, which ALSO PROTECTS YOU AS A CLIENT, AS YOU CANNOT "Be Accused" Of Trying to Associate Yourself WITH ANYONE THAT IS EVER THE SUBJECT OF A HUMAN TRAFFICKING SITUATION OR AN UNDERAGE TRAFFICKING SITUATION" DOYOU UNDERSTAND ALL OF THIS?
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Yes
No
Maybe
Do You Understand that at the point where a Soft Touch Rep texts you stating that "Your Screen Has Been Accepted Or Passed" and after any Final Requests by the "Screener" Have been Satisfied, THAT YOUR MEMBERSHIP is then VALID. You will either receive a "virtual Membership Card"or the Mere Passing of The Screen will Act as your Membership Reference. YOU ONLY SCREEN ONCE PLEASE. A NEW SCREEN IS NOT NEEDED EACH TIME YOU REQUEST TO ATTEND AN EVENT OR A SESSION. Do You Understand This?
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Yes
No
Maybe
What is referenced to or explained on ANY PART OF THIS SCREEN FORM IS THE MOST UPDATED AND RELEVANT POLICY OF SOFT TOUCH. Any of the same topics or issues mentioned on any of our other websites ONLY APPLY IF THEY ARE THE SAME THAT ARE LISTED ON THIS FORM. There may be Rules or Policies Listed on the Other Website that are not referenced to on this form - and in that case, THOSE RULES OR POLICIES STILL DO APPLY AT ANY EVENT OR SESSION LOCATION. SO BE SURE TO READ ALL FAQ AND RULES SECTIONS or any Sections that Reference to Rules or "House Rules" ON ANY OF OUR WEBSITES. Do YOU UNDERSTAND THIS?
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YES
NO
MAYBE SO
By ANSWERING "Yes" BELOW TO THIS QUESTION, YOU agree THAT THIS IS A CONDITION OF BEING A MEMBER With Us - The Following is our Policy: If at any time, you are placed on the "Blacklist" OR "Ban List" FOR ANY RULE VIOLATION, That DOES MEAN THAT YOU ARE NO LONGER WELCOME "as a Physical Person" to ANY OF OUR EVENTS OR SESSIONS, ETC. AT ANY OF OUR LOCATIONS (Even if in Various States)(Even if you Attempt To Change Phone Numbers or Try to Change your Appearance and Try to Re-Screen). NO MATTER WHAT PHONE NUMBER YOU USE, IF YOU ARE ON Our Blacklist or Ban List, YOU ARE STILL FORBIDDEN TO ATTEND ANY EVENTS OR SESSIONS. If you do attempt to deceive the Screen System, and try to attend while you are forbidden to attend, we do reserve the right to NOT ONLY REMOVE YOU FROM SESSION WITHOUT REFUND (As Stated Above), But Since you had already been given a warning to not come back,(by being added to Blacklist or Ban List) that would also qualify as a "Criminal Trespass Warning" as well, and we do reserve the right to press charges as well. WE JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE IS CLEAR ON THIS NOW, AS WE HAVE THE NEW RECOGNITION SYSTEM IN PLACE. Do You Understand this?
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Yes I do
No I Don't
I'm not really Sure
By selecting "Yes" below YOU ARE AGREEING THAT that the following is a Condition of being a member with us - Do you understand that THE ONLY TIME THAT YOU ARE CONSIDERED "Reinstated from the Blacklist Or Ban List" is when YOU HAVE GOTTEN A CLEAR AND DIRECT RESPONSE FROM A PERSON WITH OUR MANAGEMENT TEAM, that CLEARLY APPROVED YOU FOR THE REINSTATEMENT PROCESS, AND APPROVED YOU TO BRING YOUR $500 REINSTATEMENT FEE to the next session you attend which would be considered your "Reinstatement Session". If you pay your $500 Reinstatement Fee at this Session and have no further Rule Violations at this session, THEN AND ONLY THEN WILL YOU BE OFFICIALLY REINSTATED AND ALLOWED TO ATTEND FURTHER SESSIONS. NOTE: We are not going to play "word games" with those who in the Reinstatement Process, so if YOU DON'T FOLLOW THOSE DIRECTIONS, YOU WILL NOT BE REINSTATED. ALSO, NOTE THAT Those who are applying to reinstate are at: "The end of the line", so all other work that we have to do will come first, and it may take Months AND POSSIBLY YEARS TO MOVE THROUGH THE REINSTATEMENT PROCESS (Even If One of Our Management Staff says you were "Approved to Start the Process". SO DO NOT KEEP CALLING AS EVERY TIME YOU DO, IT CAN DELAY THE PROCESS EVEN MORE. Do you understand this?
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Yes
No
Maybe
Do you also Understand that "ENDLESS TEXTING" IS NOT ALLOWED AND THAT WILL PLACE YOU ON THE BLACKLIST ? (After your Membership is approved, you will get booking instructions, in which YOU WILL ONLY TEXT THE BOOKING NUMBER WHEN YOU HAVE AN EXACT SESSION TIME THAT YOU WANT TO REQUEST)(WE DO NOT BOOK BY LOCATION, SO YOU CANNOT REQUEST A CERTAIN SESSION LOCATION) So this is an example of how you book a session - (Mr Randomman has gone to the website that he was given to him right after his screen was approved and he saw that JANE DOE was working 7pm-11pm) 1.(His First Text to Booking Number) Hi my name is Randomman, and I would like to request a session at 8pm Tonight with Jane Doe. Is she available then? BOOKER REPLY- YES SHE IS . 2.(Mr. Randomman) Great I'll request that session time then - BOOKER REPLY- Sounds Good, so just go to 2588 STIFFHARD RD, and text me once there for Directions. 3. (Mr. Randomman Reply)-Thank You So Much, I'll be there on time (or close) and will contact you. DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE NO ENDLESS TEXTING RULE AND THE BOOKING PROCESS?
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Yes
No
Maybe
We ask that all Clients leave all "un-needed" items such as: JEWELRY, UN-NEEDED HATS OR GLASSES, OR ANY OTHER PHYSICAL ITEMS THAT ARE NOT NEEDED for your Health or to ATTEND SESSION, at Home or in Vehicle. NO WEAPONS OF ANY KIND ARE ALLOWED,No Alcoholic Beverages,No Smoking Materials (or accessories), AND NO ILLEGAL DRUGS OR ANY OTHER ILLEGAL ITEMS ARE ALLOWED AT ANY TIME. ALSO, NO CAMERAS OF ANY KIND ARE ALLOWED, AND CELL PHONES MUST BE TURNED OFF UPON ENTERING SESSIONS (NO Other Electronic Items other than Cell Phones are Allowed). NO TEXTING OR CALLING ON ANY TYPE OF PHONE IS ALLOWED Once you Enter the Session Venue. DO YOU UNDERSTAND THIS?
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Yes
No
Maybe
If you Make ANY PROMISE TO ANY PERFORMER (That you agree to Fulfill during or right after the session - within like 30 minutes after the session), That you Don't Follow through with during the time you Promised, YOU WILL BE PLACED ON THE PERMANENT BAN LIST (Not the Blacklist) ON THE VERY FIRST INCIDENT. Do You Understand This?
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Yes
No
Maybe
The VERY LATEST That any Promise you make a Performer at any event or session can be Fulfilled (If Performer Agrees) is by Midnight of the Day that You Made the Promise. NOT 12:05am, NOT 12:01am , NOT 2am. DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT IF YOU DO NOT COME THROUGH BY MIDNIGHT, that a PERMANENT BAN (Not Blacklist) WILL TAKE PLACE?
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Yes
No
Maybe
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT If you FAIL TO MEET any OBLIGATIONS while attending a an EVENT or SESSION (by the end of that Event Or Session) (OR IF ANY TYPE OF THEFT OCCURS Or Other Serious Rule Violation) That a PERMANENT BAN (Not Blacklist) WILL TAKE EFFECT IMMEDIATELY?
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Yes I Understand
No I Don't Understand
Maybe I Understand
At Certain Times, On ANY of the Locations where we Post Information Online, we may POST ALERTS That Require ADDITIONAL INFORMATION FOR ALL SCREENINGS. If so, you can attach it here. IF NOT, YOU CAN JUST LEAVE THIS BLANK and Submit This Form.
If at any time During ANY EVENT OR SESSION, a Performer says "NO", then NO means NO. Also, at any time during an Event or Session, a Performer asks a Client to do something related to our policies for sessions, then the Client MUST OBEY THE REQUEST. The Performer SHOULD NOT NEED TO ASK the Client TWICE. Also, NO DISRESPECTFUL TALK or ACTIONS BY ANYONE towards Anyone Else DURING EVENTS OR SESSIONS ARE ALLOWED. If the Client Violates any of the Previously Mentioned Policies, then The Client WILL BE ADDED TO The Permanent Ban List (Not the Blacklist). The PERMANENT BAN LIST IS THE POINT OF NO RETURN (or Pathway to Return). Do You Understand This?
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Yes
No
Maybe
We do Our VERY BEST To List The Performer's Description, however, due to General Disrespect of Performers these days by Online Websites and some Review Websites, sometimes we are a bit limited as to what we can do on this. We do understand that Certain Clients Have Certain Specific Likes when it Comes to Performers. If for whatever reason you are disappointed with anything about a Performer once you arrive to an Event or Session, the Only Thing we can Recommend to you, is just to keep your composure, be respectful, and after your session, you may text the main booking number and voice your concerns to the booking person or you can also ask that those concerns also be forwarded to Sarah who is the Main Supervisor. A lot of times there isn't much we can do as the Performers are Independent, but our main advice is to just look forward to another session day and a different Performer. UNFORTUNATELY, WALKING IN, THEN RIGHT BACK OUT OF A SESSION, ISN'T ALLOWED (And Would Result in a Blacklisting)(Which can take 2-5 years to get Back Reinstated Fully). DO YOU UNDERSTAND ALL OF THIS?
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No
Yes
Maybe
As a Client, if you EVER HAVE A CONCERN about an Incident (Talk or Actions of Others) that happened during a Session, OR NOT DURING A SESSION (Maybe things you saw or heard Online, or Just when you were out in Public Anywhere), YOU CAN TEXT OUR MAIN BOOKING NUMBER THE (469) Number to Explain Your Concerns. THIS MAY INCLUDE ANYTHING FROM "CONFLICT OF INTEREST" Issues (REGARDING ANYONE) to just Issues of Disrespect, or ANY OTHER TALK OR ACTIONS OF OTHERS that you think would be of interest to us. WE DO OFFER A RANGE OF REWARDS TO THOSE WHO ASSIST WITH THINGS LIKE THESE that can range from SESSION DISCOUNTS to Just CASH REWARDS. DO YOU UDERSTAND ALL THESE THINGS?
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No
Maybe
Yes
What Other things about yourself would you like us to consider as we evaluate your screening? NOTE: NO “Vulgar or Sexually Explicit Language is allowed as an Answer to this Question” For Example - “I Am Hor*y” or “I just want to F*ck or Similar” IS NOT ALLOWED. If you use that sort of Language, your Screen will Automatically be DECLINED.
What is the MAIN REASON for you wanting to be a Member? NOTE: NO “Vulgar or Sexually Explicit Language is allowed as an Answer to this Question” For Example - “I Am Hor*y” or “I just want to F*ck or Similar” IS NOT ALLOWED. If you use that sort of Language, your Screen will Automatically be DECLINED.
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Are you a Member of ANY ADULT-RELATED Forums/Websites/Places-Where-ESCORTS/CLIENTS VERIFIED, Adult Events/Sessions are Verified or Rated? (It's NOT REQUIRED THAT YOU ARE, BUT AGAIN WE ASK THAT YOU BE TRUTHFUL).JUST A REMINDER, IF YOU ARE, We DO NOT ALLOW ANY REVIEWS OR RATINGS At ALL (Positive OR Negative)
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Is there Anything Else that you would like to Share with us PRIOR TO US EVALUATING YOUR SCREENING that you think we should know about (Be sure that it's something that can be somewhat verified) (If your SCREEN AS A WHOLE, IS A BIT OFF, well anything nice that you can provide us, can be a way to get that SCREEN ACROSS THE FINISH LINE) (Also, YOU DON'T NEED TO BE A MEMBER TO PROVIDE US nice things, you can simply text to our Main (469) Booking Number to relay the Information). REMEMBER, AT THE END OF THE DAY, The More We work Together as Softies and Softys, THE MORE WE CAN PROVIDE NEW AND NEWER AND MORE AWESOME EVENTS AND SESSIONS AS WE TIME GOES BY !!!!! Remember -NOTE: NO “Vulgar or Sexually Explicit Language is allowed as an Answer to this Question” For Example - “I Am Hor*y” or “I just want to F*ck or Similar” IS NOT ALLOWED. If you use that sort of Language, your Screen will Automatically be DECLINED.
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If you are seeking SPECIFIC "SWINGER STYLE EVENTS - SESSIONS THAT ARE MEANT FOR COUPLES" This FORM IS REQUIRED To Be COMPLETED BY EACH HALF OF COUPLE, ALONG WITH Another (Shorter) Form that SPECIFICALLY PERTAINS TO SWINGER EVENTS ONLY (That Form DOES REQUIRE A "NUDE SINCERITY PICTURE FROM EACH HALF OF COUPLE" as well). DO YOU UNDERSTAND THIS? ALSO FOR GENTLEMEN INTERESTED IN ATTENDING OUR UPCOMING "Softy "VIP" Events, YOU MUST ATTEND AT LEST 7 REGULAR SESSION FIRST, THEN YOU CAN REQUEST THE 'VIP Form" which is short and you can pass in order to attend any "VIP" Event or Session. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ALL OF THIS?
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The time it may take Our Staff to Process This Screen may be from 5 Minutes to 7 Working Days. ALSO, THIS IS THE ONLY SCREEN FORM THAT IS NOW VALID FOR SOFT TOUCH. ANY OF THE SHORTER SCREEN FORMS ARE NO LONGER VALID. Do You Understand These Things?
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Once you have attended at lease ONE SESSION, YOU MAY JUST TEXT IN AT ANY TIME TO SEE IF ANY PERFORMERS ARE AVAILABLE (As Long as YOU HAVE A FOR SURE APPOINTMENT TIME THAT YOU WANT TO REQUEST FOR A SESSION) REMEMBER, NO CASUAL CHIT-CHAT OR "JUST CURIOUS" OR ENDLESS TEXTING IS ALLOWED. The Booking Line is to BOOK APPOINTMENTS ONLY AND FOR NO OTHER REASON. Do You Understsnd This?
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If a VERY MINOR VIOLATION OF RULES OCCURS For Ex. Like a Partial Endless Texting or Texting Off Topic Occurs, we have what we call a "MEMBERSHIP ON PAUSE" and this means that The Booking Person who answers your texts may PUT A PAUSE ON YOUR MEMBERSHIP" and SARAH (Owner) will decide if the Pause will turn into a Blacklisting or Just Fall Off, letting your Membership Resume. But even a Pause may last from a few days to a few months. ALSO IF YOU ARE ASSESSED ANY FINE, WE DO NOT FORGET-SO Just by just waiting a few months, if you think we will FORGET OVER TIME (Or just let you Slide because we are having a rare slow day), THAT WONT HAPPEN. YOU WONT BE ALLOWED TO RETURN UNTIL ANY ASSESSED FINE IS PAID. AND IF YOU WAIT TOO LONG THE FINE CAN TURN INTO A BLACKLISTING. Do You Understand This?
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So (Without Adding YOUR NAME - For-Privacy), DO YOU HAVE ANY HEALTH-ISSUES SUCH AS: C-o-v-i-d/HIV/AIDS/or-any-other-STDs AT THIS TIME? (Even after your Membership is APPROVED, KEEP IN MIND, THAT AT ANY TIME IF YOU ATTEND AN EVENT OR SESSION THAT YOU MUST FIRST DISCLOSE TO THE BOOKING Person that you Text into To Attend, ANY CONTAGIOUS-HEALTH-ISSUES THAT YOU KNOW YOU HAVE AT THE TIME. (Failure to do so, with Health-Issues like HIV/AIDS-Can expose you to Criminal Legal Issues)
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So just for Common Sense Reasons, we ask that all Attendees ONLY BRING WHAT IS NECESSARY / REQUIRED TO ATTEND THE SESSION - NO Other Items such as: Jewelry, Bags, Item Gifts, (Cash Gifts are OK), Water Bottles - (As we have them at Session Location), OR ANY OTHER ITEMS OF VALUE, as it’s only something that may accidentally get lost. NOTE: IF YOU DO BRING YOUR WALLET, it ALONG WITH YOUR CLOTHES AND ANY OTHER ITEMS MUST BE KEPT AT FRONT-SECURE-DRESSING AREA (NO ONE WILL BE ALLOWED IN THAT AREA DURING YOUR SESSION). For Safety/Security Reasons, YOU MAY NOT TAKE ANYTHING (Not Even Your Wallet), INTO THE SESSION AREA. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ALL OF THESE REQUIREMENTS?
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Yes, I understand ALL OF THOSE REQUIREMENTS
No, I Don’t Understand
I’m Really Not Sure if I Understand or Not